Mayor Stranded

Just this minute while sitting in the Market cafe I happened on a copy of the Gazette
and I was struck by the headline Mayor Stranded By Volcano. I was rather hoping it was the
mayor of Torrington who after her pig ignorant twittering had been subsumed pompeii style in
in tons of ash but alas it turned out to be the mayor of Bideford who was merely stuck for a
few days on Hatteras Island!