Where's Captain Kirk?

At some point he must have been beamed down to Ilfracombe as he seems to be rather well acquainted with the North Devon's premier holiday resort's seedy seething underbelly of malignant vice and rampant moral lubricity.

I don't know why William Shatner felt the need to apologise to the people of Ilfracombe as he may not have been too far away from the truth all along!

http://www.thisisdevon.co.uk/Saucy-scenes-welcome-seaside-holidaymakers/story-16238373-detail/story.html

http://www.thisisdevon.co.uk/naughty-bunch-Playboy-TV-tells-North-Devon/story-16301575-detail/story.html

Saucy scenes welcome seaside holidaymakers

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A LORRY advertising a raunchy television channel caused a stir when it parked up in Ilfracombe last week.The van, advertising the Playboy chat channel, parked outside two of the town's best known...