Mid Devon Apostrophe Ban

You couldn't make it up. Bleddy barely literate ingrates down there in the depths of the hinterland.

Mid Devon County Council's(*) Apostrophe Ban

Mind you, fair's fair.  I've always been a little confused as to whether it was Squires Fish and Chip's or Squires's Fish and Chip's, Squire's Fish and Chip or Squires' Fish and Chips We need national guidance on this matter not total disregard.